salt and pepper , anyone

Jesse is mad and I had to let you know in case you wanted to post it on your website and make him even more mad. He and his chef at the Island House are having a slight difference of opinion on the seasoning of food items. The chef - trained at Cordon Bleu - feels his food is so amazing that it should not require any addition of salt or pepper by the restaurant patrons. Jesse feels that there can never be too much pepper or salt (hence his blood pressure of 145/105). A customer asked for salt and pepper a little while ago and Jesse couldn't find the salt and pepper shakers. He has been running all over the restaurant - the kitchen, the basement, etc. - and can't find a single shaker. For any of the tables. The chef threw away ALL of them. Jesse is turning really red, both because he has a sunburn and because he is mad. He says he is "about the lose his shit." He says he will never find more shakers that match the plates. Needless to say, losing the shakers has made Jesse REALLY mad.- mystery lady post

Jesse hates when the Quilters SHUT HIM DOWN

Jesse is trying to sell a quilt machine and keeps posting it for sale on ebay. Everything is legit and on the up and up but the Quilting community is run like the Yakuza or Russian mob. NO OUTSIDERS. He keeps sending messages to look at his quilt site he has posted on. He tells me they think he is a scammer. So I make up a fake quilt profile and post that quilt. The Quilters are suspicious of this post and i am banned from the site in less than 8 minutes. Jesse is now banned from four quilting forums. four. Then somehow the $1500 bid on the quilt machine was retracted. Then he called ebay and screamed at the guy for a hour until he finally admitted that until 12 hours before the auction ends you can retract bids from anything and Ebay won't check. This makes Jesse so mad he gets a headache. The Mighty mighty quilter community has had their say and has black listed him because they think he is from the phillipines. He contacted a lawyer to sue for defamation of character but his lawyer pointed out he still has his address set as his peace core (spelled wrong on purpose= see other post) address so that he looks cool on The facebook.

(This is a pic of the quilt that was posted and had every thing that a decent person would instantly ban. A millionaire rapist and that horrible Hitler guy was all it would take to get completely banned by the quilt mafia.

jesse stinks.

.089 lifetime batting average

did you figure out this picture?????

This will make Jesse mad. I used mike the lisp's body and photoshopped Jesse'e head on it.
I keep getting emails saying how good Jesse looks shaved of all his red ginger body hair.
Or how sexy his tattoos are. IT IS NOT JESSE'S BODY , IT IS MIKE THE LISP'S. LADIES PLEASE SEND MIKE MCDONALD ALL THESE EMAILS AND TEXTS FOR IT IS HIS BODY NOT JESSE'S . THANK YOU

International Airplane dress codes.

USATODAY-It was reported by the Thailand Air Safety that an American tourist on the flight from Chicago became verbally disruptive and refused to put his shirt back on.

WASHINGTON (AP) — An American passenger on board the Northwest Airlines flight 1303, much like the one that was attacked on Christmas Day, was taken into custody in Thailand on Sunday after locking himself in the bathroom for two hours and becoming verbally disruptive upon landing, officials said.

The latest disturbance aboard Northwest Airlines Flight 1303 came when an American and former marine took off his shirt and was wandering around the plane speaking jibberish and slamming the doors of the plane's multiple bathrooms. The 250 pound former marine and Peace Core** volunteer was finally wrestled to the ground by a 95 pound Thai stewardess and tied with extension cords to his seat. When asked why he was going to Thailand by other passengers ,the friend of the shirtless man said it was to learn to Thai kick box. Let's hope he doesn't have to fight any more stewardesses.

**peace core spelled wrong on purpose. please see other post about this.