when asked if it was for the ladies he said no its for the seafood

JESSE IS OFF TO THE PEACE CORE

This is "Jesse's superhero" costume that a anonymous girl who received this as a sex text gave to me to post. thanks. and keep sending pictures to Bj.misevich@gmail.com

garbage in the mail.

He hates when he mails something to someone and someone throws garbage in it. So the person who receives the mail says "Jesse, you jerk, I don't want this garbage." Whoa is he angry when that happens. Pretty much everyone is angry.

Locksmiths

Another thing that makes Jesse mad is locksmiths. This week he locked himself out of the office twice and it cost him 200 bucks each time for a locksmith to come let him in. This makes him mad but he gets madder if i keep asking him why he didn't keep the keys in his pocket. It also makes him mad if I keep coming up with suggestions so he won't lock himself out. for example: leaving the door open, string around his neck with key on it, learn to locksmith, log jammed in the door, make more keys, "don't lock the door" tattoos and much more. If you know any other ways he wont lock himself out please feel free to text it to him.

DRIVING IN HOLLYWOOD.

Want to see pure anger? Do you like watching veins pop out of Jesse's head and neck? Driving in Hollywood is a nightmare, we all know, but with the lack of left hand turn lights and the plethora of people on cell phones, driving is a mess. Jesse with out patience driving an extra extra large SUV is a perfect mix for this. Some times you have to just sit back and enjoy his extreme big gulp sized disapprobation. Jesse freaks out and his blood pressure pushes critical mass at least 2 times every half mile.
Another note: telling him you have to pee real bad and asking him to pull over alot is nice touch.
So if you get a chance to ride with him when you are in town please enjoy it like i do but please do not laugh when he backs into anything or runs out of gas. (see august 16th ran out of gas and had to walk 2 blocks, still mad about it)

Car revving its engine

Sitting in our third floor Hollywood apartment with the windows open and Jesse is leaving for work. A car out side is revving its engine over and over again. He groans. I see an opportunity to make him made so i yell "What is THAT?!" He screams "I dont know but it is making me really mad. AND I DONT KNOW WHY." A smile reaches across my face as I know he is mad.

Arco Gas station

First post in awhile. Jesse needs to put gas in Katie's car so he can get to the airport. Riding in the back of this tiny little car is Merfy and BJ, so katie can find her way back inspite of her new 230 dollar navigation device that she got yesterday. So he gets out at the Arco gas station that is 16 cents cheaper a gallon to pump it for her using her card. Even though he has been a marine and a college student this technology is way beyond his grasp.
THE SET UP:
He gets out and is already mad because this new atm and debit card gas station machine system is too complex for him. He starts to get mad. There are beeping sounds. Blinking lights. He is getting red faced. I start to yell from the back to just turn the lever (repeatedly). THERE IS NO LEVER, I MADE THIS UP. His head is swiveling around and he is swearing and then smashes the gas pump nozzle down on her car. Katie has to get out and do it for him. He gets in the car and swears and mocks the machine. Then complains he gotten gas on his hands from a machine he never got to work. He then eats Katie's left over pizza in her car to cool down. I laugh to myself.