Sunday, June 5, 2011

salt and pepper , anyone

Jesse is mad and I had to let you know in case you wanted to post it on your website and make him even more mad. He and his chef at the Island House are having a slight difference of opinion on the seasoning of food items. The chef - trained at Cordon Bleu - feels his food is so amazing that it should not require any addition of salt or pepper by the restaurant patrons. Jesse feels that there can never be too much pepper or salt (hence his blood pressure of 145/105). A customer asked for salt and pepper a little while ago and Jesse couldn't find the salt and pepper shakers. He has been running all over the restaurant - the kitchen, the basement, etc. - and can't find a single shaker. For any of the tables. The chef threw away ALL of them. Jesse is turning really red, both because he has a sunburn and because he is mad. He says he is "about the lose his shit." He says he will never find more shakers that match the plates. Needless to say, losing the shakers has made Jesse REALLY mad.- mystery lady post

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Jesse hates when the Quilters SHUT HIM DOWN

Jesse is trying to sell a quilt machine and keeps posting it for sale on ebay. Everything is legit and on the up and up but the Quilting community is run like the Yakuza or Russian mob. NO OUTSIDERS. He keeps sending messages to look at his quilt site he has posted on. He tells me they think he is a scammer. So I make up a fake quilt profile and post that quilt. The Quilters are suspicious of this post and i am banned from the site in less than 8 minutes. Jesse is now banned from four quilting forums. four. Then somehow the $1500 bid on the quilt machine was retracted. Then he called ebay and screamed at the guy for a hour until he finally admitted that until 12 hours before the auction ends you can retract bids from anything and Ebay won't check. This makes Jesse so mad he gets a headache. The Mighty mighty quilter community has had their say and has black listed him because they think he is from the phillipines. He contacted a lawyer to sue for defamation of character but his lawyer pointed out he still has his address set as his peace core (spelled wrong on purpose= see other post) address so that he looks cool on The facebook.

(This is a pic of the quilt that was posted and had every thing that a decent person would instantly ban. A millionaire rapist and that horrible Hitler guy was all it would take to get completely banned by the quilt mafia.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011